The production values are more in line with tv shows such as lost in space and pufnstuf than with what i am accustomed to in movies, but that just adds to the films camp value. Cinematic titanic santa claus conquers the martians duration. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 science fiction comedy film that regularly appears on lists of the worst films ever made. Santa takes the whole thing surprisingly well and is only too happy to help.
Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, this is the ultimate christmas movieriffing classic, which is why cinematic titanic chose to revisit, reriff, and release this holiday hamfest with all. Ive purchased the last two and still have the first one from an original tape god bless you, trusty sony vhs player. The children of mars are in a funk, so martian king kimar. Santa claus has safely returned to earth after being kidnapped by martians. Still it has somehow struck a cord in the sentimental hearts of moviegoers of all ages. Santa claus conquers the martians titolo originale. It is regularly featured in the bottom 100 list on the internet.
Streaming di film e serie complete con sottotitoli in italiano. The martians bear more than a passing resemblance to the great gazoo, a year before he debuted no less. The first episode of cinematic titanic was released on dvd to the public at midnight on december 21, via the download toburn company eztakes. Santa claus conquers the martians is truly perfect, and if you do not get this amazing new generation of santa claus madness, you are stupid.
Pia zadora, vincent beck, john call, leonard hicks, nicholas webster. Cinematic titanic was a project by mystery science theater 3000 mst3k creator and original. I stumbled upon this heaping pile of garbage by googling, worst holiday movies ever, and props to netflix for actually having it available so that i could torture myself for 81 excruciating minutes. Santa claus conquers the martians has been deservedlycalled one of the weirdest movies ever made. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 hd john call, leonard. Santa claus conquers the martians, november 20, 2008, november 14, 1964, the film had previously.
Nov 25, 2010 cinematic titanic santa claus conquers the martians duration. The martians then take santa and the two children back to mars with them. Santa claus conquers the martians video 2008 quotes on imdb. Cinematic titanic was a project by mystery science theater 3000 creator and. Pia zadora eight years old plays the part of one of the martian children in this exciting tale of santa against the. The first episode of cinematic titanic was released on dvd to the public at midnight on december 21, via the downloadtoburn company eztakes. Santa s calmness at being abducted by martians and almost being killed on a few occasions might be because hes trying to be brave for billys and bettys sake. Memorable quotes and exchanges from movies, tv series and more. Santa, cinematic titanic conquer martians cinematic titanics final dvd release of 2008 will be a holidaythemed episode that doubles as a callback to the days of mystery science theater 3000. Titanic film completo in italiano gratis streaming ita cb01. Jun 27, 2016 meanwhile cinematic titanic has riffed santa claus conquers the martians, a film that was previously riffed on mst3k. Jan 28, 2009 santa claus conquers the martians 1964 adventure, comedy, family john call, leonard hicks, vincent beck. Cinematic titanic riffed the film on dvd, released in november 2008. Film titanic in alta definizione streaming itaaltadefinizione.
With nick emmett mcgee, jamie scheel, robert dean nunez, nathan makaryk. Movie original release date cinematic titanic poster 1 ct01 the oozing skull april 2, 2008 a mad scientist transfers a dying dictators brain into a. Santa claus conquers the martians film cinematic titanic. Movies like santa claus conquers the martians was the reason mst3k was invented, and the brains lived up to their own high standards with this one. Santa claus conquers the martians, november 20, 2008, november 14. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 begins with a hastily prepared animation sequence set to the sonic stylings of children singing hooray for santa claus. Thats right, cinematic titanic s last offering for 2008 is a revisit of santa claus conquers the martians, a crappy kid vid creation that sparked one of hodgsons original series season three. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 directed by. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 american science fiction comedy film directed by. Dec 10, 2006 santa claus conquers the martians 1964 is considered to be one of the worst movies ever made. In a movie not known for good acting, many have cited john calls portrayal as santa claus as the best acted moments of the film, citing he captured the energy and essence of santa perfectly. If you have seen santa claus conquers the martians sccm then there is a fair chance the you remember, at the very least, fragmented images of the jolly one interacting with greenskinned people with 1960s futuristics sets, props and costumes. Kino classics proudly presents a fully restored edition from hd elements of the notorious holiday classic.
Santa claus conquers the martians is a wacky, silly film, and it perfectly lends itself to the rifftrax style of humor. Santa claus conquers the martians cinematic titanic wiki. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, santa claus conquers the martians is the ultimate christmas movieriffing classic as fans of mst3k know which is why cinematic titanic chose to revisit, reriff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Releases have been available to purchase as a physical dvd, and also as a download and burned dvd version. Some may not know, cinematic titanic is an offshoot of mst3k or mystery science theater 3000. Santa claus conquers the martians video 2008 cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Catala deutsch espanol francais italiano nederlands. Martians worried their kids arent happy try to bring santa to mars.
There, santa shows the dour martians how to have fun. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 science fiction film that regularly appears on lists of the worst films ever made. Santa claus conquers the martians video 2008 on imdb. Film titanic completo ita gratis guarda film film ita alta. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, this.
But if youre just bringing this crap to bluray because you think people are the least bit interested in the actual movie then youre sorely mistaken. And, if rifftrax did it, then bill corbett would be the one out of the three. Hooray for santa claus santa claus conquers the martians. Without further ado, i present to you the very campy, utterly ridiculous, and mindnumbingly awful santa claus conquers the martians. Yes, i know its insulting, but thats also the truth. Jacobson, based on a story by glenville mareth, that stars john call as santa claus. Santa claus conquers the martians has a big heart and teaches a clear message that children need to be allowed to play and have fun. Only the bravery of billy and betty and the bumbling of a stowaway and the laziest man on mars, droppo, can foil voldar. Titanic streaming completo ita film streaming film ita. Aug 08, 2014 voldar takes santa and the children prisoner and heads off for mars. Santa claus conquers the martians mst3k video dailymotion. Titanic streaming completo ita film streaming streaming ita altadefinizione cb01, guarda. Once the songs ends, we are told by the newscaster for kidtv that they have sent a news crew to the north pole to interview santa claus.
Today this film has been reduced to fodder for the likes of mystery science theater 3000, but at one time 1970s it was shown on uhf stations around or even on, christmas day. Jacobson based on a story by glenville mareth, starring john call as santa claus, and featuring an eightyearold pia zadora as one of the martian children. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, this is the ultimate christmas movieriffing classic, which is why cinematic titanic chose to revisit, reriff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Santa claus conquers the martians official trailer duration. The martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching tv shows from earth that sing the praises of santa claus, so they decide to make a trek to the planet to capture mr. The children of mars are in a funk, so martian king kimar comes up with a solution. It is regularly featured in the bottom 100 list on the internet movie database, and was featured in an episode of the 1986 syndicated series, the canned film festival. Santa claus conquers the martians film, science fiction. The king of mars conspires to kidnap santa claus from earth in order to accommodate martian childrens desire to play more and have more toys. Film titanic streaming completo ita film streaming completo.
Appearances by todd carlin, arne, knudsen, sean spillane. Titanic 2 streaming ita altadefinizione streaming ita. Cinematic titanic santa claus conquers the martians. Santa claus conquers the martians also titled santa claus defeats the aliens is a 1964 science fiction film in which martians, trying to cure the malaise of their children, kidnap the santa claus and a couple of earth kids that got mixed up in the plot and take him to mars to create the first martian christmas. With the possibility of reriffing films used in the original mst3k, another problem is on the horizon. According to the cinematic titanic website, due to rights issues, the episode was not available for download until april 2, 2008. Santa is a magnificent bastard that knows exactly whats going on the whole time and plays along just for laughs or its all a plan to conquer the martians by leaving dropo in charge of christmas.
The children of mars are in a funk, so the martian king of the colony comes up. Cinematic titanic additionally, the films the astral factor, the doll squad, and samson and the seven miracles of the world were all used during cinematic titanic live. Aug 07, 2017 the children of mars are in a funk, so martian king kimar comes up with a solution. Joel hands out really awesome presents, until josh ruins it. At this point we have the original mst3k version from 1991, the cinematic titanic version from 2008, and the rifftrax live version from 2014. Meanwhile cinematic titanic has riffed santa claus conquers the martians, a film that was previously riffed on mst3k. Jan 11, 2015 santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 science fiction film that regularly appears on lists of the worst films ever made. Just dont ask me to see it often because, unless im really in the mood for it or sleepdeprived from too. Santa claus conquers the martians public domain movies. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 american science fiction comedy film directed by nicholas webster, produced and written by paul l. What will happen when cinematic titanic or rifftrax uses a ed movie.
It also features an eightyearold pia zadora as one of the martian children. The martians kidnap santa because there is nobody on mars to give their children presents. With trace beaulieu, frank conniff, joel hodgson, mary jo pehl. Definitely qualifies for the so bad its good sweepstakes. Hey, for that little amount for such christmas cheese, why not. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 science fiction film that regularly. Guarda ora don juan, elisabeth, smile, top connors e ronnie, partono ad esplorare il fondo delloceano alla ricerca del titanic, ma il perfido squalo denti di ghiaccio, loro nemico, taglia il cavo del batiscafo che precipita sul fondale. Santa claus conquers the martians also titled santa claus defeats the aliens is a 1964 science fiction film in which martians, trying to cure the malaise of their children, kidnap the santa claus and a couple of earth kids that got mixed up in. Cinematic titanics santa claus conquers the martians on.
Santa claus conquers the martians is available for free download at the. While on earth, they kidnap two children, who lead the group of martians to the north pole and santa. Favorite version of santa claus conquers the martians. Science fair quality sets, dgrade community theater costumes, dialogue so wooden you could carve a cup out. Santa claus conquers the martians pop culture wiki fandom. Titanic altadefinizione ita streaming itaaltadefinizione. One of their number doesnt believe their kids need santa and undermines them at every turn. I hate to pile on a movie that has been critically bashed ever since its inception, but santa claus conquers the martians is really, really bad.
It was directed by nicholas webster, and it stars john call as santa claus. The film stained here is the 1964 holiday spectacular santa claus conquers the martians, considered by many message board mavens to be one of the alltime finest episodes of mst, while also reserving a spot as one of the alltime worst films ever made. Santa, cinematic titanic conquer martians cinematic titanic s final dvd release of 2008 will be a holidaythemed episode that doubles as a callback to the days of mystery science theater 3000. If youre a true film buff, you will not hesitate in the slightest bit to watch this piece of cinematic history. Martians, upset that their children have become obsessed with tv shows from earth that extol the virtues of santa claus, start an expedition to earth to kidnap the one and only santa. Santa claus conquers the martians 20 november 2008.
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